Mwhahha! Let’s be scary and gross and goopy and gory and vile and disgusting and witchy and weird and catty and batty and I think that pumpkin has it out for me and is that a chain saw I hear and awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
I’m going to be serious first. I’ve had some flack for being Halloween interested. It’s an American holiday, we are so American-ized. So, if that’s you, go listen to my post on why Halloween is awesome and why death should be more broadly discussed. Death is funny and that takes nothing from the reverence. I adore Halloween and all the fun of making ghoulish and gory DIY’s and being able to share them with you all. I’ve made quite a few Halloween posts in the past and loads are quick and easy. From full on party to low key celebrations at work or home, I have all you Halloween needs covered!
Want something you can wear all year round? These Halloween tees are perfect for casual spooky vibes and are totally work appropriate too. The Cobweb & Pearl Spider Tee is a rather elegant take on those beastly arachnids and their ghastly webs and the Frankenstein ‘s Monster Tee says I’m a little spooky and a little rockabilly but I’m up for a fright!
Your pet doesn’t need to be left out of the fun! Turn your dog or cat into a beautiful unicorn with this Dog Snood because they really are our very own special unicorns! I so wanted to dress as a princess and run around the neighbourhood with my unicorns Zac & Reg.
Deck your house out with these delightfully gory bleeding candles for next to nothing! They look creepy as hell but smell delightful. It’s a simple way to bring some flair and fear to your Halloween festivities and make a pleasing platelet gift to the Hostess of the Grossest!
Got the desire to eat your friends feelings? Why not make this Brain Dip with Bird Bones? I sent Mr Ask to his work Halloween celebrations with one of these and it was the toast of the party, although some were just scared… If you fancy something sweet, what about this Death by Chocolate Cemetery? I swear it’s just chocolate mousse but don’t mind the worms. And everyone likes a little Redrum Punch to get the party started, don’t mind the hand. But if you over do it, I highly recommend a Corpse Reviver to help you think outside the coffin.
If it’s a last minute costume your’e after, nothing beats a quick makeup look that uses what you have a home. Add a couple of easy to acquire or whip up props and you are devilishily done! Have them green with envy when you show them the thread in your veins and the needle in your heart. Black cats are full of mystery and are a perennial Halloween choice, be they sexy, catty, cute or elegant. Meow! But of course I prefer to be a Horrifying Hostess, the ghoul of gruel, the mistress of mayhem, the haunted lady of the house. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I hope yours is just ghastly xxx

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